yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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