Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
do herpes really smell.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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