Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
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