Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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