just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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