whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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