stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
