Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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