The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
