I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
