Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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