Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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