So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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