Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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