Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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