Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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