She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
They took my balls.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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