Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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