I need help removing her.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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