but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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