DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
MIDGETS
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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