I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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