is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
His nipple licking is glorious
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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