Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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