just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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