The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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