She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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