Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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