if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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