She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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