Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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