margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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