hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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