she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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