Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Couch. On fire.
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