Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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