How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
