Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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