At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
