? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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