Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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