if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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