i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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