Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
