They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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