oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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