I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
Randomize
