nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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