she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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