Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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