Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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