I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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